can we please appreciate their t-shirt though holy
[ID: A photo of Mayor Owen Hurcum, a person with bright green hair. They are smiling and holding up a white mug with a rainbow symbol on it. They are in a black t-shirt that reads, in white letters, THEY/THEM/THE MAYOR]
official anti terf post
imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker:
what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything you can’t call them out because then you have to reveal your own degeneracy. you just have to sit there knowing that that smug bastard got away with it.
“Neat logo! Is that a gaming company like Razer?“
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car
Jadzia Dax, more alien-looking alien edition! Amphibious Trill: It Just Makes Sense. (Also, I already have a soft spot for salamander people.)
her belly is translucent, like a tadpole’s! You can see Dax curled up in there. Honestly, if you have a character with a symbiotic creature in their body and you don’t make it at least a little weird, what are you even doing?
I should make a chess game. Just a normal chess game. Maybe some fairy pieces, cause I get bored easy. But the gimmick is the license:
Before you play the game, you have to agree you're not cis. You don't identify as your assigned gender at birth, you transed your gender. If you aren't trans, sorry, but you can't play.
See how you like it, FIDE
it would also be funny if the only difference between Chess and Foone's TransChess is that that default setup has king and queen swapped
and where (else) do the vibrating anal beads fit in
they're vibrating ANAL beads, dear. where do you think they fit in?
i just realized, foone isn't actually weird. foone is just a visitor from a parallel universe where anyone ever reads or follows directions.
slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up
Trans girls will ask if you want to see a picture of their dog, and like 50% of the time it's an actual dog. 49.5% of the time it's another trans girl. But for that rare 0.5% chance that it's a Blue-tongued Skink, you have got to risk it and look at the pic.
@orchidthesupportingcharacter can I have pictures of blue tongued skinks
I can’t begin to express the difference it makes just that I’m able to wear exclusively t-shirts, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. And the thing is, right. What you notice is that I’m wearing something slightly odd for the weather. What you don’t notice is that I’m not curled up with my hands clamped over my ears because socks make the clinking plates in the restaurant too loud.
Also, as an adult, I can organize how I run the more difficult parts of coping with my disorder for myself. I can pick out writing instruments and paper for myself, keeping a bullet journal, instead of using a school-provided planner that's formatted for an allistic person and a cheap wooden pencil that smudges when I touch it and fouls my hands and needs sharpening and breaks.
I don't have to pick clothes to wear for the day that someone else bought me that have to adhere to a set of rules I never agreed to.
I get to choose my haircuts and how often they're done.
I can say no to things and not elaborate why.
I have autonomy and freedom your 8-year-old autistic nephew does not.
can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup
i don't need to just keep practicing I don't need to just learn to contour or whatever the fuck else I'm 100% happy being bare-faced and the only times i ever felt compelled to do makeup was for other people's benefit!
watch the mfs with zero reading comprehension get ahold of this and act like I'm personally attacking them for wearing makeup
I have never worn makeup in my entire life and if you reblog you will give me the energy I need to continue doing fuck all
I fear if I ever put on makeup I might give people a heart attack
gonna watch ancient aliens. this show is so stupid
idiots amazed when the most stable structure imaginable is built hundreds of times across the ancient world
what the fuck is an "ancient astronaut theorist"
idiot authors refusing to accept the idea that grave robbers stole everything in the past 6000 years
hyper-intelligent extraterrestrials came to Earth, taught early humans to stack rocks into big triangles, then left and never came back
authors stunned that egyptians knew about the concept of the summer and winter equinoxes and had mathematics
So in finally getting into LoZ, I've been trying to play all the games in chronological story order. But I got stuck on the last Imprisoned fight in SS and decided to take a break and skip to the next game (until one of my siblings who are better at videogames than me can help me) So one of the last cutscenes I watched in SS is Zelda crying that it's all her fault for dragging Link into this life of constant danger and apologizing for not being able to protect him. And then the first scene in Minish is a tiny 9yo Zelda winning a festival game and immediately insisting that her reward has to be a new shield for Link. And then I also watched all the AoC cutscenes, and my siblings have all been rambling about BotW & TotK (and most of the internet fandom seems to be for those games anyway so it's hard to avoid) and in those her powers manifest in an attempt to protect Link. And now I'm super emotional because for all that most of the entire series is quest after quest after quest to save Zelda, in every lifetime she is trying just as hard and fighting just as desperately to protect Link too, because no matter how young/old they are and no matter if it's still purely platonic or had the chance to bloom into romance, she loves him with her entire soul (and still possibly harbors guilt at not being able to save him the first time around when she had her full goddess powers...)
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
